Amazing Dancing Bear (Simon Smith and His...; Randy Newman)

NAME/ORIGIN

Character name
 The Amazing Dancing Bear
Song/Album
 "Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear"/ Sail Away
Act
 Randy Newman
Writer
 Randy Newman
Release Date
 1972


ABILITIES

Powers
 Dance as well as a human
"The amazing dancing bear"
Skills
 "making the grandest entrance"
Attributes
 "outrageous, alarming"
"courageous"
Vulnerabilities
 Poverty-- starvation, homelessness, etc. 
Formidability
 Not superpowered, but still a hungry bear
Attractiveness
 Very high: "Charming" with a "sincere smile"
Source
 Training, desperation
Goals
 Short term: survival
Long term: to be "the big attraction everywhere"


POSSESSIONS

Weapons
 N/A, aside from teeth and claws
Amulets
 N/A
Objects
 N/A
Clothing
 N/A-- is a bear
Vehicles
 N/A. Must have a truck b/c cannot take public transport with a bear
Dwelling
 If there is a truck, that. If not, the street.
Milieu
"Seen at the nicest places" 


BIOGRAPHY

Gender
 Male (as is Simon Smith)
Age
 Adult (Simon is a "boy")
Physique
 Gaunt from lack of food (both)
Ethnicity
 "Simon Smith" seems British-ish, but it could be a stage name
Origin
 Unknown. the circus (speculative)
Ancestry
The bear is of Ursine derivation
Profession
 Dancer and his promoter
Education
 Trained in some sort of circus
SES
 Very low. Needs "to borrow a coat to wear"
Asks: "They'll feed us... don't they?"
But: "Who needs money/ When you're funny?"
Relationships
 "The well-fed faces all stop and stare"
Pets
 The bear is less a pet than a partner


PERSONALITY

Morality
 "It's just amazing how fair people can be."
Intro/extrovert
 Very extroverted: "They'll love us, won't they?"
"Making the grandest entrance"
Intelligence
 High, for a bear. Simon is of average intellect
Emotions
 Hope and ambition
Sanity
 Sane, but perhaps "cockeyed optimists"
Enemies
N/A. Are "well-accepted everywhere" 
Narrative Function
 Protagonists
Other Notes
 The Amazing Dancing Bear is a circus bear at the height of his powers. Unfortunately, he has little in the way of venues at which to display his prowess. The circus he trained with has possibly closed... or perhaps he was expelled when his trainer died.
In any case, he is currently under the care of, and the sole source of income for, the preteen named Simon Smith (possibly his trainer's son or apprentice). They perform whenever, and wherever, they can. Rather than sticking to rural places where the laws are few but the pickings are as well, they have adopted a brazen new tactic. They read the society press, then show up at the nicest, most posh venues they can find and act as if they are supposed to be there, making the grandest entrance possible, and simply beginning to dance.
Amazingly, this tends to work. Some hosts see the wisdom of "owning" the situation: "Yes, I did discover them! On my last trip! Aren't they delightful?!"
Some hosts see the bad press of being harsh to an obviously poor child, and realize the sheer stupidity of trying to chase off a hungry bear.
So most nights, the host gives them some cash or a bag of leftovers at the end of the evening. "Who would think a boy and bear would be well accepted, everywhere?! It's just amazing how fair people can be."
 

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