Suzie Lightning (Warren Zevon)

NAME/ORIGIN

Character name
 Suzie Lightning
Song/Album
 "Suzie Lightning"/Mr. Bad Example
Act
 Warren Zevon
Writer
 Warren Zevon
Release Date
 1991


ABILITIES

Powers
 -Barely needs sleep
"She only sleeps on planes"
-Emit sky-spanning light
"She lights up the sky"
-Speed-of-light travel (but prefers planes, so she can sleep)
"Then she's gone" 
-Burns the ground (and anything on it) below when she ignites/strikes
"Can't she see I'm burning up, burning down, burning out"
Skills
 Acting
Attributes
 is constantly busy: "She has no time for love"
Vulnerabilities
 Eventually does need sleep
Formidability
 "takes no prisoners"
Attractiveness
 Extremely high-- is an in-demand actress
Source
Is an alien.
Also, her ex-boyfriend says "he built a world for her," claiming some credit.
Goals
 To keep working in her field


POSSESSIONS

Weapons
 N/A
Amulets
 N/A
Objects
 "postcards" and stamps
Clothing
 N/A
Vehicles
 can fly; prefers airplanes 
Dwelling
 hotels, movie-set trailers
Milieu
Constant world traveler:  "She only sleeps on planes"
"She's in Yugoslavia... she's in Hungary/She's sending postcards home"


BIOGRAPHY

Gender
 Female
Age
 Adult, presumably under 40
Physique
 Attractive
Ethnicity
 Alien
Origin
 Not Earth: "I need a girl from Earth"
Ancestry
 Alien
Profession
 Actor: "She's... working on a miniseries"
Education
 N/A
SES
 Above average. She must keep working to have an income, and is only in a "miniseries," not a show or movie, so she's not an A-list actress.
Relationships
 Resentful ex-boyfriend: "I built a world for her... She don't need me now"
Pets
 N/A


PERSONALITY

Morality
 Entirely self-centered
Intro/extrovert
 Extrovert; is trying to be a famous actress
Intelligence
 Above average
Emotions
 Frustration, boredom with statis: "She's tired of going nowhere"
Sanity
 Sane
Enemies
 Ex-boyfriend seems resigned, not dangerous
Narrative Function
 Catalyst
Other Notes
What must it be like to try to date a superhero? One who can basically become a bolt of lightning, lighting up the sky while scorching the earth beneath, then zipping away at lightspeed?
Possibly, not unlike trying to date someone chasing stardom. You would be in awe of them... but so would everyone else. And since you aren't paying them to be awesome or famous, they have to go to work, all the time, everywhere else. Even Yugoslavia (so the story is set when that nation existed, between 1945-1992; the first miniseries are considered to have aired in the mid-1970s).
We barely know anything about Suzie Lightning, but neither does her ex-boyfriend (we know little about him, too). He feels he "built a world for her"-- so he was instrumental in either her acting career, her superhero career, or both. Maybe even in attaining her superpower.
The fact that he can sustain multiple lightning strikes and live is impressive. Maybe he is an electrical engineer who helped create the suit or other tech that allowed her to harness/control her alien capabilities. But now that she has it, she doesn't need him anymore, and he is resentful and lonely. 

Exciting as she was... next time, he promises himself, he'll date a nice, normal fellow Earthling.



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