Grenade Catcher (Grenade; Bruno Mars)

NAME/ORIGIN
Character name	Grenade Catcher
Song/Album	"Grenade"/ Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Act	Bruno Mars
Writer	Bruno Mars, Philip Lawrence, Ari Levine, Brody Brown, Claude Kelly, Andrew Wyatt
Release Date	2010
ABILITIES
Powers	-Extreme reflexes/hand-eye coordination -Is "un-blow-up-able" (word from "The Simpsons") "I'd catch a grenade for you" -Skin cannot be cut "Throw my hand on a blade" -Overall invulnerability "Jump in front of a train" "Take a bullet right through my brain" "Beat me 'til I'm numb"
Skills	see reflexes, above
Attributes	not very good at choosing the right relationships is a pushover
Vulnerabilities	Does feel pain "I would go through all this pain" Is susceptible to fire, if not shock waves "You'd watch me burn down in flames"
Formidability	is far better at defense than offense
Attractiveness	Low. Is basically a dishrag, emotionally
Source	N/A
Goals	The mission impossible of winning his ex back
POSSESSIONS
Weapons	N/A
Amulets	N/A
Objects	N/A
Clothing	N/A but what he has is likely in rags, considering his stunts
Vehicles	N/A
Dwelling	N/A
Milieu	Mooning after his unrequited love
BIOGRAPHY
Gender	Male
Age	Adult, likely 20s
Physique	Not necessarily muscular; could just have impenetrable skin and unbreakable bones.
Ethnicity	N/A
Origin	N/A
Ancestry	N/A
Profession	Stuntman would be good
Education	N/A
SES	N/A
Relationships	A very one-sided one
Pets	N/A
PERSONALITY
Morality	Moral
Intro/extrovert	Extrovert, possible stalker
Intelligence	Average
Emotions	Falls in love easily, out of love never
Sanity	potentially obsessive
Enemies	Anyone trying to tell him to get over her
Narrative Function	Protagonist
Other Notes	OK, so she doesn't love him anymore. Most would mourn and move on. Not our hero here. He keeps trying to prove his love to his ex, but she just isn't interested any longer, and his increasingly dangerous attempts to prove his love are making him less and less attractive. Once she realizes he is basically invulnerable, his various stunts-- which would be suicide for others-- are meaningless. The Grenade Catcher's skin, bones, and other organs cannot be broken to begin with. But his heart, ironically, now broken, will not mend. One of his friends needs to take him aside and talk some sense into him, before he starts putting even more people in danger with his increasingly insane antics (throwing himself in front of a train is going to give the poor engineer PTSD if nothing else). He needs something else (not another woman) to focus on. Maybe superheroing, or stunt work.