Mr. Bad Example (Warren Zevon)

NAME/ORIGIN

Character name
 Mr. Bad Example
Song/Album
 "Mr. Bad Example"/ Mr. Bad Example
Act
 Warren Zevon
Writer
 Warren Zevon
Release Date
 1991


ABILITIES

Powers
 [no superpowers]
Skills
 Embezzlement, theft/fencing hot goods, law, business, gambling (not so great at that) 
Attributes
 lives high off of stolen money
Vulnerabilities
 None; seems to get away with everything.
Formidability
 High. Can bankrupt people, even whole groups, easily. 
Attractiveness
 High. Seems to be able to attract victims easily.
Source
 N/A
Goals
Is willing to work hard in small spurts so as to not work for longer.


POSSESSIONS

Weapons
 N/A, but has "weaponized" his adding machine and ledger book
Amulets
 N/A
Objects
 N/A
Clothing
 Likely dresses well but comfortably
Vehicles
 Prefers air travel. Locally, likely prefers cabs and limos to owning a car
Dwelling
 Rents. Has t be able to skip town easily.
Milieu
 Anywhere they haven't caught onto his schemes yet.


BIOGRAPHY

Gender
 Male
Age
 Adult
Physique
 Never mentions exercise but seems nimble enough to avoid getting caught
Ethnicity
 N/A
Origin
 N/A, possibly the US Northwest (mentions Spokane, WA)
Ancestry
 N/A
Profession
 Various: installed carpets, fenced stolen goods, ran companies (hair replacement, mining), practiced law.
Education
 up through law school
SES
 High
Relationships
 Prefers prostitutes to attachements
Pets
 N/A


PERSONALITY

Morality
 "I like to have a good time, and don't care who gets hurt"
But does not physically harm or kill his victims.
Intro/extrovert
 Extrovert with many secrets
Intelligence
 Very high
Emotions
 Utter lack of guilt
Sanity
 Maddeningly sane
Enemies
 Most nations' law enforcement, possibly Interpol
Narrative Function
 Antagonist
Other Notes
Mr. Bad Example is a criminal, and he's getting worse, but also better at being a criminal.
First, he steals from the church, but only the donations they were never going to give to the "Children's Fund" anyway. As an adult, he steals furniture from "desperate housewives," but we don't care because they cheated on their husbands (with him, but still). Then he ran a hair-transplant operation that scammed men this time-- but vain men.
But in between, he practiced law and somehow his clients were always "insane," a plea that is only used in criminal cases. So he tried to get (fellow) criminals off through a loophole the law did open itself up to.
Then he meets his match-- a casino, which is designed to part fools from their money even better than himself. Undeterred, he steals again-- but from a prostitute-- and somehow still has enough money (after throwing away his "fortune" and hiring her with his "last few francs") for a Monaco-to-Australia flight. 
But then he becomes downright evil. He bilks Aboriginal Australians, already the victims of massive bigotry and injustice, to the point of poverty. And flees again, last to be seen in Sri Lanka (an island off the southern coast of India). Getting "took" by the casino seems to have set him off on a course of complete dismissal of other's pain. These last victims weren't selfish people who deserved what they got to a degree-- they were just weak.
At this point, he has not caused anyone physical harm or killed anyone. But if he loses his opal-mine money? He may descend further.
Shame. A man with his skills could have run a legit business and made himself rich while still obeying the law and enriching his workers and investors. But he prefers the thrill and "bad-boy-ness" of his cons, and the long exotic vacations he takes in between. 



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